Well, he read a boring article only remotely related to the sensationalist headline, urging him to also check out the other links on the site - which he didn't. Instead he finished going through his Facebook feed, had his burger and fries with a bitter lemon, smoked a cigarette, got up, paid by credit card and returned the phone to the waitress with a little tip (not to be too trusting with it).
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